Bugger Bugger

   
Bugger   
Bugger   
Mmmm ... ooh   

He's so nervous avoiding all the questions   
His mouth is dry, my heart is gently pounding   
Don't you just know exactly what they're thinking   

If you want my bogons and you think I'm sexy   
Come on Bugger let me know.   
If you really need me just reach out and tweak me   
Come on Oddboy tell me so   
Tell me so Skip   

He's acting brash, looking for an answer   
Come on Oddboy let's spend three weeks together   
Now hold on a minute before we go much further   
Give me a dime so I can phone my brother   
They catch a link to Tork's low brow web server   
At last you can tell exactly why their hearts beat   

If you want my bogons and you think I'm sexy   
Come on Oddboy tell me so   
If you really need me just reach out and tweak me   
Come on Bugger let me know   

His heart's beating like a drum   
'Cos at last he's got this fella on the run   
Relax Skip now we're almost done   

Two total strangers but that ain't what they're thinking   
Outside it's cold, misty and it's raining   
They got each other neither one's complaining   
He says I'm sorry but I'm out of tease and coffee   
Never mind Bugger, we can watch the early movie   

If you want my bogons and you think I'm crazy   
Come on Bugger let me know   
If you really need me just reach out and tweak me   
Come on Skippy tell me so   

If you really need me just reach out and tweak me   
Come on Bugger let me know   
If you really, really, really, really need me   
Just let me know   
Just reach out and tweak me   

If you really want me just reach out and taunt me   
Come on Bugger let me know   
If you really need me just reach out and tweak me   
Come on Bugger let me know   
If you, if you, if you really need me   
Just come on and tell me so   

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