CopyClef 2007 Dallas Frazier and Barsoom Tork Associates.
There's a guy who's a forum owner we all know
He posted in TableTalk a long time ago
He's mad in love with the Princess of Poop
And this cat's game is Allo-Oop
His computer is a broken-down dinosaur
He can drown you in Kauderwelsch 'til a quarter to four
He's got a klunky keyboard and a mouse full of grunge
And he soaks up Wikipedia like a dried out sponge
He's the Nebbish host from West Berlin
Wallowing in Nietzsche and all kind of sin
He's the Sun King of the Gibberish Show
Look at that forum host go!
He rides through the forum pasting junk from web
Flooding the joint with crap we all dread
Martin Zook don't bug him cause he knows better
He drives a mean motorscooter, he's a bad go-getter
Aw there goes Jürgen — muhahaha look at him post
He sure is a hoot, yeah ain't he the most?
Like he's all the way up in Berlin-Town
Nobody ever puts Allo-Oop down
Clacking on his broken-down dinosaur
Spamming the forum 'til a quarter to four
Mess with him, Kitty, and he'll flip you a snerk
Cuz everyone knows we all love a jerk
Resurrection Hackware. All wrongs reversed.