The Course of the Squooshy Tees

There is a course in Bedfordshire
They call the Squooshy Tees
And it's been the ruin of many a Trustee
And God knows Jimbo's one

His mother was a tailor
She sewed his new club sox
His father was a scramblin' man
Down in Bedfordshire

Now the only thing a golfer needs
Is a golf cart and a tee
And the only time he's satisfied
Is when he's on a spree

Oh mother tell your children
Not to do what Jim has done 
Spend your lives in sin and misery
In the Course of the Mushy Tees

Well, I got one foot on the golf cart
The other foot on the tee
I'm goin' back to Bedfordshire
To play some golf for free

Well, there is a course in Bedforshire
They call the Squooshy Tees
And it's been the ruin of many a Trustee
And God knows Jimbo's one 

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